You are not your greatest success, nor your worst failure. You are the discipline and ethic you maintain all the time in between.

Panos Papamichael

So when Aesop wrote "The Grasshopper and the Ant," he really meant the Greek and the German, and you know that's just bloody racist.

Panos Papamichael

My New Year's resolutions this year are to gain weight and start smoking.

Happy New Year!
I said that last year, too, and we all know how that turned out. So take it with a grain of salt!

Panos Papamichael

People who live in wooden houses should not throw flaming spears.

Panos Papamichael

I want to found a lower school named "Elementary: My Dear Watson"

I want to open a bagel shop named "Winnie Bagel"

Panos Papamichael

Maybe if an asteroid hits the earth, we will reminisce about the days of Coronapocalypse.

Panos Papamichael

If you were the evil genius who built a 100 ft tall robot to terrorize the city, wouldn't you give it at least 3 or 4 legs so the inevitable good robot couldn't knock it down?

Panos Papamichael

God grant me the courage to change the things I can, the strength to SMASH the things I cannot, and the wisdom to know the difference, or else I'll end up with lots of smashed things.

Panos Papamichael

I've always wanted to know:

how did that Jabba the Hutt make his first million? Was he leaner and more nimble then?

Panos Papamichael

I hate it when customer service says, "is there anything else i can help you with?" when they didn't help you with a damn thing.
By something else, you mean something other than what i called you about? The weather report maybe? Tomorrow's winning horse at Aqueduct?

Panos Papamichael

With palates that don't discriminate against anti-freeze and their own poop,  how challenging can it be to make "tasty" dog food?

Panos Papamichael

I'm extremely adept at tying knitted items around my neck.
Just call me: Scarf Ace.

Panos Papamichael